kissesforyourloving:

prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

not sure if someone from another country posted this or a very enthusiastic underage drinker

hahahahahhaha

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hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love

same.

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

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"You have a place in my heart no one else ever could have."

Fiitzgerald, F. Scott. The Ice Palace. (via wordsnquotes)

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